OUT LIKE A LAMB IN THE FIRST ROUND: OFFICIAL OPPO MARCH MADNESS TRASH TALK THREAD

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 03/14/2017 at 14:58 • Filed to: March madness, basketball, shootyhoops, squeakyfloor, college basketball

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MARCH MADNESS TRASH TALK THREAD. CAPS LOCK ONLY. SYRACUSE BELONGS IN THE NIT.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:04

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I HATE YOU ALL AND YOU’RE BAD AT SPORTS AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BASKETBALL.

Wait. What are we arguing about again?

For Sweden > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/14/2017 at 15:06

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WE’RE ARGUING THAT PURDUE IS OVERSEEDED

WilliamsSW > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:08

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PURSUE IS ALWAYS OVERSEEDED WHAT ELSE IS NEW

Jcarr > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:09

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Hawkeyes win the NIT?

I mean....HAWKEYES WIN THE NIT!

StoneCold > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:09

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WINTHROP IS A LAWYER’S NAME AND BASKETBALL AIN’T THEIR GAME

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:13

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THE RED WINGS NEED TO TANK TO MAXIMIZE THEIR CHANCE AT A NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK!!!!!!!

RTeeJay > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:15

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WICHITA STATE AS A 10 SEED IS THE MOST DISRESPECTFUL SEEDING OF THE TOURNAMENT. KANSAS STATE AND VANDERBILT GETTING IN OVER SYRACUSE AND ILLINOIS STATE IS A JOKE

Tekamul > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:18

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PURDUE WILL FALL IN THE FIRST ROUND TO THE UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT FIGHTING MAPLE SYRUP GATHERERS

For Sweden > RTeeJay 03/14/2017 at 15:19

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SHOCKING

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:22

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MY NEPHEW WAS JUST ACCEPTED TO MIDDLE TENNESSEE SO OF COURSE THAT MEANS THEY ARE GOING TO WIN IT ALL BITCHES!!!!!!!!

haveacarortwoorthree2 > RTeeJay 03/14/2017 at 15:27

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SYRACUSE DID NOT BELONG IN THIS YEAR’S TOURNEY. AND BOEHEIM IS A TURD.

promoted by the color red > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:29

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I’M JUST HERE TO SAY THAT UC DAVIS IS GOING TO DO SOME SPORTS STUFF AND NOT EMBARRASS THEMSELVES TOO BADLY.

GONNA RUN OVER THOSE JAYHAWKS THE WAY I ACCIDENTALLY RAN OVER A SQUIRREL WITH MY BIKE THAT ONE TIME BACK WHEN I WAS AN UNDERGRAD.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > StoneCold 03/14/2017 at 15:30

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HEY WINTHROP! (well, close enough)

Fujiwara > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:32

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THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Jcarr 03/14/2017 at 15:33

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IS NEBRASKA-OMAHA IN THE NIT? NO? WELL, THEY HAVE AS MUCH A CHANCE OF WINNING IT AS IOWA DOES!

For Sweden > promoted by the color red 03/14/2017 at 15:33

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WHY ARE YOU SCHOOLMATES WITH RAPHAEL ORLOVE

promoted by the color red > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 15:52

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NOPE, I ONLY WENT TO UNDERGRAD THERE.

UC DAVIS WILL FINALLY BE KNOWN FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN PEPPER SPRAYING NON-VIOLENT PROTESTERS, DISCRIMINATING AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE, HAVING A CORRUPT CHANCELLOR, AND, WORST OF ALL, ALLOWING VOLKSWAGEN CRASHER RAPHAEL ORLOVE IN ITS DOORS.

Jcarr > haveacarortwoorthree2 03/14/2017 at 15:56

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HAWKS RULE, HUSKERS DROOL!

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 16:08

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I think we can all agree on one thing.

HOW THE HELL DID MINNESOTA GET A 5 SEED?

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Jcarr 03/14/2017 at 16:08

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IT WASN’T EVEN THE HUSKERS. IT WAS THE OMAHA MAVERICKS! IN CLOSING, GO BLUE!

WilliamsSW > Jcarr 03/14/2017 at 16:21

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WHAT’S THE NIT? NEVER HEARD OF IT

Jcarr > WilliamsSW 03/14/2017 at 16:27

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It’s like the Oppo of the NCAA tourney.

WilliamsSW > Jcarr 03/14/2017 at 16:29

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So, better than the NCAA/Jalopnik then?

That’s good. Full disclosure: my alma mater hosts Valparaiso tonight. I’m sure we’ll be good hosts and submit meekly.

Jcarr > WilliamsSW 03/14/2017 at 16:36

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Precisely

Future next gen S2000 owner > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 16:41

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I BASE MY BRACKET ON WHOSE CHEERLEADERS ARE HOTTER. I ALWAYS WIN!!!

For Sweden > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/14/2017 at 16:43

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RIP DUKE BASKETBALL :(

Racin'Jason001 > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 16:53

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GO URI!

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 18:48

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Syracuse belonged in NCAAT too.

For Sweden > Twinpowermeansoneturbo 03/14/2017 at 18:54

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actually they don’t, just because you didn’t use all caps

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > For Sweden 03/14/2017 at 19:52

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GAHHHHHHHHHHH SYRACUSE BELONGED IN THE NCAAT TOO 

EL_ULY > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 12:24

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um.... banana peels, used napkins, empty milk jug, egg carton, a sharpie marker that dried up, the plastic he wraps Kraft Singles, strawberry tops, old shoes, the seal around bologna, Pop Tart wrappers, the bag bread comes in, lettuces that turned brown, BMW’s GTLM program

like that?

Nerd-Vol > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 12:27

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TIME TO ENJOY A FULL DAY OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE GETTING RICH! UNLESS YOU WEAR A JERSEY.

ALSO PULLING FOR ALL TEAMS FROM TENNESSEE, EXCEPT VANDERBILT. FUCK EM.

For Sweden > Nerd-Vol 03/16/2017 at 12:30

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SMART PLAYERS GO PRO IN THE D-LEAGUE

Nerd-Vol > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 12:34

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IF A COLLEGE SCHOLARSHIP IS SO VALUABLE THEY SHOULD GIVE COACHES BONUSES IN THE FORM OF CREDIT HOURS. “CONGRATS ON THE BIG WIN COACH CAL, YOU EARNED YOURSELF 20 CREDIT HOURS OF CLASSES, TREAT YOSELF”

For Sweden > Nerd-Vol 03/16/2017 at 12:38

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COACHES ARE COLLEGE EMPLOYEES, WHICH TYPICALLY RECEIVE COMPLIMENTARY TUITION AS A BENEFIT OF EMPLOYMENT.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 12:40

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LETS GO OREGON!!!! OR NOTRE DAME, FUCK PRINCETON.

Please mark this as my outburst for the year as enfoced by Canadian (Sorry) Law

PatBateman > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 13:13

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TEXAS IS GONNA KICK YOUR TEAM’S A...

Wait, let me check their record real quick.

Oh. OH. OH SHIT WE SUCKED!

It was a rebuilding year Baylor obviously broke many recruiting rules we had a tougher schedule than Duke Aliens.

Jayhawk Jake > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 13:18

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I am a fan of the best team, no need for trash talk.

Jayhawk Jake > RTeeJay 03/16/2017 at 13:19

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KANSAS STATE ALREADY WON A TOURNAMENT GAME SO DEAL WITH IT

Not a Sunburst Miata > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 14:38

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MY ALMA MATER IS GOING TO SPANK USC INTO THE GROUND. LETS GO SMU.

For Sweden > Not a Sunburst Miata 03/16/2017 at 14:40

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BUT THEY ALREADY LOST TO USC THIS YEAR

Not a Sunburst Miata > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 14:41

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WE’VE ONLY LOST TWICE SINCE THAT GAME AND WE’RE PLAYING LIKE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TEAM. USC HAS ONLY SEEN OUR JERSEYS.

Not a Sunburst Miata > WilliamsSW 03/16/2017 at 14:42

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THE N OT I MPORTANT T OURNAMENT

For Sweden > Not a Sunburst Miata 03/16/2017 at 14:42

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NO BABY SERIOUSLY I CHANGED I’M NOT THE MAN I WAS BEFORE TRUST ME BABY

Not a Sunburst Miata > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 14:43

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GOLDEN STATE BLEW A 3-1 LEAD. THERE IS NEVER A BAD TIME TO BRING THAT UP.

Not a Sunburst Miata > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 14:43

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YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE OPPONAUT, SORRY $KAY

CB > For Sweden 03/16/2017 at 15:40

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I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT’S GOING ON. GO SENS GO.